I wouldn't be so alone
The they knew my name in every home

Kevin Spacey would call on the phone
But I'd be too busy

Come back to the old ville and dine
Cameron Diaz give me a sign

I'd make you smile all the time
Your conversation would compliment mine

I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow and my every word

Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing
Doesn't that seem a little obsurd
Bow at my every word

Buy up the rights to my book
Live on a ranch from what the box office took

I'll go and visit the set
They'll call me their saviour

All the peoples will scorn celebrity
Lives on the moon

But, I'll be back home in June
To promote the sequel

I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow and my every word

Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing
Doesn't that seem a little obsurd

Bow at my every word