Karaoke star

Did you do that girl that was in that soap, did ya?
Will you save the whale,
will you be Bob Hope, will ya?

I'll tell you about my Pepsi deal if you like
A celebrity village back with a mike
I get more press when there's a war on

Come sing a song with me
A simple symphony
I'll be your karaoke star

Lush strings and Timpani
Have got it in for me

Look how I'm dancing, love
Justify what you get paid, can ya?

Doctors save lives and you get laid, don't you?
Apologise for the job that you do

It would be nice if you were talented too
I think you better lock up your daughter

Come sing a song with me...

Everyone say I'm pretty
Everyone say I'm handsome